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Clown Mask To Be Banned In USA; Wearing One Could Cost You A $50,000 Fine
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UNITED STATES – Following the scare of random clowns appearing at night and threatening lives, congress has passed a new law in an attempt to put a stop to the madness. Anyone who is caught wearing a clown mask publicly can be charged $50,000 and be jailed for a maximum of 1 year. Authorities are…
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Congress Has Authorized Police Officers To Shoot And Kill Suspicious Clowns
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Nationwide – After the mysterious nationwide apparition of clowns, a new law has been passed by congress to authorize police officers, to shoot and kill any malicious clown they see alone in the streets. Hundreds of clowns have been appearing across the nation, many of them threatening children and adults, chasing them. Many incidents have…
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Are You On A Diet? “I Lost 250 Pounds Thanks To Crystal Meth” Says Former Obese Man
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Rocktown, OH – A 22-year-old man suffering from morbid obesity has found an extreme solution to overcome his weight problems. After being diagnosed morbidly obese by his physician last December, Adrian Pouliot decided he needed to change his lifestyle. “My doctor told me that if I continued to neglect my health, at this rate…